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Everything Demotivational Poster


HYSTERECTOMY -


TAGS: look for the silver lining in everything
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by rerun

spacedog - May 3, 2013, 6:32 pm
HA! Old school sandbox or new fangled ballpit?
Reality Lord - September 12, 2010, 8:37 pm

lol


DON'T... - ...have a cow, dude? Good luck with that.


TAGS: cow parts are in everything
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Kspace

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013, 12:41 pm
Amen! AMEN, AMEN, AMEN!!! 5 cows!


WEATHER BALLOONS. - There are more than you think.


TAGS: the military can t hide everything
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by thereddragon

thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 3:27 pm
technicalities...
just me - June 10, 2010, 11:51 am
Sorry but you're wrong... 23064 from 9-29-2008 and 27842 from 10-31-2008. Even tagged Weather Balloons.
thereddragon - June 9, 2010, 8:31 pm
somewhere being the key word. not here
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 8:16 pm
Similar one of the same title... somewhere.


PERSPECTIVE - to the right, a Volkswagen Beetle to the left, the 30mm 7 barrel gatling gun from an A-10 Warthog. That is all.


TAGS: destroy everything
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - March 22, 2014, 11:47 pm
gracias senor
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 22, 2014, 11:27 pm
Wow! THAT... i5 a visual. Airman, I can spot your motifakes a mile away, that's how much awesome radiates from your posters :-D


HAND WASHING - A wise man washes his hands after he pees. A wiser man doesn't pee on his hands.


TAGS: aim is everything
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by spanko1

GrandGremlin - February 4, 2012, 12:51 pm
Whoever doesn't, gets to taste whatever was earlier in the hand later while eating his french fries.
BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 6:21 pm
an indiviudal is like a regular individual but with dyslexia. for dyslexia, see poster #148243
BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 5:22 pm
and a clean well-educated indiviudal - male or female - would wash his hands before AND after, of course :) good poster and good joke
crankyhead - February 3, 2012, 12:25 pm
... the sink, his buddy heads for the door. Guy at the sink says: "Bill, aren't you going to wash your hands?" Guy at the door says: "No Dave, I didn't pee on mine." and walks out. 100 guys all start laughing at Dave, who turns beet red and leaves. =)
crankyhead - February 3, 2012, 12:23 pm
This reminds me of a Primus concert I went to in the early 90's. It's intermission, the mens' bathroom has about 100 people in it, everyone's in line, not sayin a word, noone making eye contact. Anyway, two guys are leaving and one of them goes to...
maoworks2 - February 3, 2012, 11:53 am
Good Stuff.


ALONE -


TAGS: alone arithmatic love everything nothing
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

rondollins1 - October 15, 2011, 1:25 am
very well put.
mariand - October 14, 2011, 2:08 am
nice


BIG BUDDHA'S PIZZERIA - "We'll make you one with everything."


TAGS: big buddhas pizzeria one everything
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Budog

tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:32 am
Hey, even if it isn't, you can bet a jolly fat guy is gonna sell you a good pie.
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:28 am
*Backs away awkwardly...*
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:28 am
Read what I accidentally said to the other guy...
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:28 am
Oops, wrong person... Uh... but you're comment's okay too...
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:27 am
I wish I could give your comment 5 lions.
otakugiant - February 20, 2012, 10:03 pm
Pizza so good it's enlightening
Arvantillian - February 17, 2012, 2:26 am
lol...gotta give a 5l here...i wannabe one too!


WHY? -


TAGS: question everything isnt going to solve anything
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

TheOne - February 15, 2011, 7:34 pm
This made me laugh and with me thats pretty rare.
forseti - May 10, 2010, 5:11 am
i like it and didn't know it... ;)
Sho - May 9, 2010, 3:46 pm
I kinda miss them tunnels
Kspace - May 9, 2010, 2:17 pm
Back in the day we'd have called this tunnelbait...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:32 am
Prove it...check the queue
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:30 am
everY everY I know I typed that y. Where did it go? Y oh y?
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:29 am
Each and ever one. I make it a priority to be online just so I can approve your posters.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:28 am
so.....All of mine is what you're saying.
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:25 am
I'm no help... I let a good three-fourths of the 2L and below posters through. :S
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:21 am
*y
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:21 am
Where were ou TOC?....Aggy was too drunk to stop this last night.
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:12 am
Motifakes with no subtext are usually rejected anyway.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:04 am
Prime example of a "no effort" Motifake. 1L
Klara - May 9, 2010, 9:01 am
Why? Do I already know this one


DAY BY DAY - Nothing Changes... But When You look Back Everything is Different




ITS LIKE MUSIC TO MY EARS -


TAGS: put off everything deadlines
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Claire - March 25, 2011, 9:56 pm
I like the picture you chose. It fits. 5L from me.
Anonymous2 - March 25, 2011, 9:12 pm
Douglas Adams FTW!
spacedog - March 24, 2011, 7:08 pm
Nice one.


I'M SORRY, WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? - "Gingers pwn everything.." Good. That's what I like to hear.




TO SAVE TIME - Just assume I know everything ...


TAGS: assume i know everything
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Budog

Derek - August 22, 2011, 6:17 pm
Ditto
culos - August 22, 2011, 5:09 pm
Yup! That's me!
motinet - August 22, 2011, 9:41 am

Every manager in the world right there...lol
Verdeckt - August 22, 2011, 2:50 am
Let's work like a team and do it my way.


BUYING LOVE -


TAGS: buy everything never love mariand
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by mariand

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 7, 2012, 9:59 pm
As for pet mice, if you feed them something they really like, they give you some of their food as a gift and wait for you to take it.
Reality Lord - April 6, 2012, 5:38 pm

drop this over to digmydog marian...nice
falloutghoul - April 6, 2012, 5:06 pm
Or a cat.


LIFE - MONEY ISN'T EVERYTHING -




STALKERS -


TAGS: stalkers day everything is pc these days iceman
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Reality Lord - February 2, 2011, 7:18 am

love it


THEY SAY - Ghosts are the still present souls of those now departed I say they're my brain cells trying to warn me about Jaeger again


TAGS: top hats make everything fun oct 30 challenge
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

agdaniele - October 30, 2009, 1:09 pm
Them ghosts need to be a little more persuasive, huh?


LIFE -




GOOGLE -




RELATIONSHIPS -


TAGS: when they go bad relationships burn everything around you
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 8:22 pm
yep, the old "thigh high" gimmick.... Gets them every time. (huh Aggie?)
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:18 pm
And trying to escape in an open field with thigh highs on... nothing could be more fun to chase.
rerun - November 8, 2010, 7:18 pm

Amsome
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 6:05 pm
Gracias. I am feeling a little more dark today than normal.
flint - November 8, 2010, 5:57 pm
very nice indeed! 5l from me...
spacedog - November 8, 2010, 5:44 pm
Very nice 5150.


X-MAS WITH RANDOM -


TAGS: for the lurker that has everything i cant stop hearing walkens voice
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by spacedog

MO - December 20, 2009, 12:49 am
d***! I'm in a fantabulous mood , and as usual.....crickets...night f***ers!!! 13-1
MO - December 20, 2009, 12:40 am
But if you're ON the rum, you forget everything. And random? You're talking to my boy all wrong....
MrRandom - December 20, 2009, 12:36 am
Can't forget the rum. Never forget the rum.
Bartimaeus - December 19, 2009, 9:03 pm
d***, Walken looks young in that pic. I think I've only seen him as like an old dude. He did black and white movies?


ITS A TRAP - She asked a simple question, does her pants made her butt look bigger. I told her no, it was my eyes. I was wrong again.


TAGS: diamonds fix everything
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by AdmiralAckbar

agdaniele - September 2, 2010, 10:23 pm
You see how he has to sit at the other end of the couch to balance it out... that should be her first clue.
spacedog - September 2, 2010, 10:19 pm
I always tell my wife I need a closer look. Once she's within touching distance the answer is "her b*** feels the same size it always did".
GreyScorpion - September 2, 2010, 10:12 pm
"nicely", don't forget the "nicely"
agdaniele - September 2, 2010, 10:07 pm
Since you're going to get in trouble anyhow, the right answer is "they fit"


IT IS WAITING FOR YOU -


TAGS: the past calendar s******s everything
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Airman - October 12, 2012, 2:02 pm
Nice!
GaryO - October 12, 2012, 6:43 am
DANG! 5L


PLEASE -




HUMOR -


TAGS: life time woman outdoor sun beach sea side bikini ***y hair everything
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Derek - December 19, 2009, 5:46 am
The sincerest form of flattery :-)
MrRandom - December 19, 2009, 3:04 am
Barbie your dream girl? Quiet, ditsy and full of plastic?
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 3:03 am
I'm too much of a fan of this!
peteypobmthr trucker - December 19, 2009, 1:19 am
tease!
Produceman117 - December 18, 2009, 11:12 pm
Win.
rerun - December 18, 2009, 11:05 pm

hey now, Barbi ***bs.....bet they are plastic, just like she is.
agdaniele - December 18, 2009, 10:43 pm
IP banned. Not sure if he's dumb (or smart) enough to return.
Sean - December 18, 2009, 10:39 pm
Great. Has guilio 1L'd it yet?
agdaniele - December 18, 2009, 9:45 pm
LMAO! A most fitting tribute!!!


MOTHER NATURE - ~A Mother gives without asking for anything in return. A Mother provides without asking for sustenance. A Mother loves, only asking we love her in return.~


TAGS: mother nature gives everything nothing
Rating: 3.16/5

More motifakes by CleverUserName

autumnspirit - February 12, 2011, 2:11 am
Motivational indeed. Not funny.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 12, 2011, 1:02 am
I feel motivated....why is that?......If I wanted to feel good about myself.....I'd call a h***er......1L for missing the point.


WHAT ARE LITTLE GIRLS MADE OF? -


TAGS: sugar spice and everything nice
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Bull

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2012, 1:44 am
…And it all started with Disney.
Bull - June 3, 2012, 3:01 pm
excellent .. my plans of world destruction are unfolding nicely. Wait, I mean, thanks!
GaryO - June 3, 2012, 10:00 am
Dang, Bull. I now have very little motivation left.
lgvernon - June 3, 2012, 8:52 am

Thought about using this quote myself. Very nice job!~


THE END - Everything has an end... even if it's not the end as you thought about...


TAGS: end thought everything
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by mariand

mariand - July 19, 2011, 7:32 pm
correction approved... thanks
rerun - July 19, 2011, 7:29 pm

Home run, 5L


WELL DUH MOM! -


TAGS: lil kids know everything
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by Houseplant

greenknight - March 24, 2011, 11:53 am
My nephew Patrick had a similar moment when he was younger "Pat those are the wrong feet" "I only gots these feet!"
CANADA - September 12, 2010, 10:00 pm
HA! amsome


REMEMBER -


TAGS: everything seem nothing real mariand
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by mariand

mariand - January 28, 2012, 6:02 am
Recently, a TV news station said: "A very important person who seemed to have everything he wanted, commited suicide, aparently without no reason"... got it?


DON'T WORRY -


TAGS: the car bomb in the rangers car solvers everything
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

Sean - October 1, 2009, 11:37 pm
Optimism + Incompetence = Sigh.


3 QUESTIONS - Have you found Jesus? So, uh, where was he hiding? Can I still have that jello shot?




SAY IT LOUD! - I fake and I'm proud!




LEADERSHIP SKILLS -


TAGS: skills cannot fix everything humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - January 23, 2014, 7:31 am

LOL!
Greeny - January 23, 2014, 7:26 am
And sometimes Y


Life -




Philosoraptor Question -


TAGS: humans used to eat everything
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by motifayk

motifayk - July 7, 2013, 12:41 pm
No, a Master debater.
Swampfox - July 7, 2013, 4:40 am
Cunilingual?


PROFUNDITY - Starts with a Healthy Pee


TAGS: protest everything
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by ughomer

mariand - October 4, 2012, 5:41 pm
lol... and that happens after a couple of beers...


BOY SCOUT PLEDGE -




IT'S A MOD,MOD,MOD,MOD WORLD -


TAGS: stay right there your babys coming mama everythings going to be alright
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by spacedog

boeweizer - April 16, 2010, 9:54 pm
if it gets rejected correct it
CpnKangaroo - April 16, 2010, 7:15 am
5l, for making a reference to one of my favorite movies
TheTrashHeap - April 15, 2010, 11:37 pm
*Snicker* 5L
Cubbybear - April 15, 2010, 11:21 pm
My sentiments exactly...5/5


EVERYTHING GOOD ABOUT BIEBER -




SO YOUNG, SO SWEET - so TOC




SALT WATER -




LIVING - Every man dies. Not every man really lives.


TAGS: living life man dies everything
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by soccerkid2929

smalltownguy - October 22, 2010, 7:34 pm
William Wallace.


SUICIDE - Did you lose your long-distance gf? Want to just die? Do you have an iPhone? Now, there is an APP for that.


TAGS: monthly assignment parody on how there is an app for everything with the iphone
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

Treehodger - March 18, 2010, 6:45 am
Truth be told, the joke came from school. Buddy of mine has an iPhone and we began cracking jokes on how they have an app for everything. That is where this came from. So yeah.
Treehodger - March 18, 2010, 6:43 am
Yeah, I admit someone with a bit more experience could have made a better punchline. I'm not for the iPhone, so I don't pay attention, making it hard to crack jokes about them.
Faceplant31 - March 11, 2010, 11:48 am
Cheers bud, just trying to help. This way it makes a bit more sense!
Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 9:16 pm
Kudos to Faceplant31 for advising me to change the wording on the joke. Not sure if it made it any better then before. But still.


HAPPINESS -


TAGS: schadenfreude is german for everything after fourth grade
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - October 3, 2009, 7:17 pm
*make that ring finger8
Sean - October 3, 2009, 7:16 pm
And if yer a** isn't "lonesome" I don't want to hear about it! ****s cigar with pinky finger*
Sean - October 3, 2009, 7:15 pm
No. Don't be silly, your a** takes care of that all by its lonesome.
MO - October 3, 2009, 7:15 pm
*that even fits*
MO - October 3, 2009, 7:13 pm
Heck the even fits....with the H. Wait! Does that H make my a** look fat?
Sean - October 3, 2009, 7:11 pm
Thanks MOH ... hey!!! That H is contagious.
MO - October 3, 2009, 7:06 pm
Where the Hell did that H come from?? Jebus H......
MO - October 3, 2009, 7:05 pm
Sean, deeerk isn't here to converse with people. JHust here to lay down some pointedly obvious drivel. I've tried to get his attention. Timmy doesn't look back. Completely oblivious! Nice to see others getting fed up with his lame a**.
Sean - October 3, 2009, 6:11 pm
"marriage" or "your working life" sounded too middle-age lame for me.
Sean - October 3, 2009, 6:06 pm
Stop being a di*ck, Derek. I had to pick some arbitrary benchmark for the joke ... or don't you get that?
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 5:22 pm
I think it's great. Derek is being rhetorical, questioning his role on this site.
Derek - October 3, 2009, 5:16 pm
After fourth grade your empathy atrophies and you become nasty?


ANYTHING • EVERYTHING -


TAGS: everything mr wtfo iran
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by ronsart

KDP3 - June 23, 2009, 2:04 am
d*** YOU ACRONYMS!!!!!!1!!!
WTFO - June 23, 2009, 1:26 am
I've been married for over 16 years. I'm used to it always being my fault. Love the poster. 5 lions.
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 12:22 am
Freedom, it's just sooo over rated
agdaniele - June 23, 2009, 12:20 am
You just don't like to see this kind of anti-conservative, liberal Iranian agenda.
Sean - June 23, 2009, 12:06 am
Those poor poor Iranian dudes ... they're gonna have to spend the rest of their ill-fated revolution repsonding to WTFO's comments.
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 12:03 am
ROTFLMAO...way too cool!!!


SUNSET - Night falls on Ireland, and we find Bunny looking wistfully to the west, wondering what shenanigans those Motifakers are up to now!


TAGS: gone for a weekend and everything is topsy turvy
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Sean - August 4, 2009, 7:14 pm
Personally, I think Bunny's an idiot (THAT Bunny) ... he can't possibly see us from there ... for starters, we're indoors ....
Hypercat-Z - August 4, 2009, 6:43 pm
AWWWN! That's cuuute!


CHEESE -




WAITIN' ON A LADY -


TAGS: and everything terns terns terns there is a
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by Sean

Haarakkon - May 6, 2009, 1:25 am
Maybe like tossing them into the tidal pool of head-mounted shark lasers and letting the lasers cut and the tides polish them to a fine sheen.
agdaniele - May 6, 2009, 1:18 am
Turning coal into diamonds?
Haarakkon - May 6, 2009, 12:56 am
I think each and every one of his children (or posters) is carefully considered and scrutinized by an inner laser prior to release to the wilds of the interweb.
agdaniele - May 6, 2009, 12:46 am
A verbal artist... I'm sure it's annoyingly effortless for him.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 6, 2009, 12:44 am
Jesus Christ Sean. How much time do you put into this stuff. 5 Lions.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 6, 2009, 12:37 am
LMAO, as the kids these days say. Hilarious. hanks also to Canuck for pointing out more tag mischief.
Canuck - May 6, 2009, 12:07 am
5 lions for the tags alone.


FEAR - You're the First, the Last, My Everything


TAGS: fear first last everything barry white rnr
Rating: 2.6/5

More motifakes by RnR

Grammar Nazi - March 13, 2009, 11:44 pm
there are bricks to be shat once it is seen


Myspace Faces -


TAGS: myspace lol everything faces fail
Rating: 1.74/5

More motifakes by Burgin

Captain Douchebag - August 1, 2008, 11:54 am
It usually is, but sometimes you get...Whatever the hell that thing is puckering up, showing us all what it looks like in the middle of kissing it's boyfriend's nutsack.
coleman - August 1, 2008, 11:20 am
I thought every myspace pic was either a little kid giving us the finger or holding a drink.
kevin chaos - July 26, 2008, 6:20 am
too bad its a guy.... ;_;


Read Between The Lines -


TAGS: elderly woman reading everything fine print
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

mizzdizz - April 8, 2015, 5:52 pm
I'm all for using the excuse that works! ESPECIALLY when exceeding the speed limit! If the po-po will let me go-go without a ticket? I'm happy!! LOL! My fave? "I sneezed!" It WORKED!! LOL!
MissPriss - April 8, 2015, 1:58 pm
Are you trying to insinuate that I'm old, blind or should be driving in the Indy 500? Don't care what you think of me...I'm keeping the 5L's!
mizzdizz - April 7, 2015, 8:45 am
Any excuse that'll work, right Prissy? I can think of allllll kinds of interesting things to get away with using this one! Starting with the speed limit.... 5L LOL!
MissPriss - April 5, 2015, 2:00 pm
'cern deep down I always knew you were a sweet little old lady...glad you finally "came" out...teehee thanks for the vote
concern3 - April 5, 2015, 4:06 am
5er I can relate


Trepidation -




It Fixes Everything -


TAGS: movies theaters duct ***e fixes everything
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

mizzdizz - October 29, 2015, 1:53 am
I'm always looking for new uses for duck ***e, cynic! Thanks! 5 lol lions!


A storm is coming -


TAGS: me***hor rain do not read into everything
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Thedge - December 10, 2014, 3:02 pm
Yeppers. Especially in the early days of the 'storm' season. Media aggrandizement is a travesty. 5'd.


Hyperbole -


TAGS: sho everything is going to be ok
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Greeny

mizzdizz - January 18, 2016, 8:31 pm
LOL! Nice, Greeny! 5L!
Sho - January 18, 2016, 1:53 pm
that's ok, I'll turn the lights off when I get in. 5/f
Reality Lord - January 18, 2016, 8:04 am

now this is funny, very nice greeny


No Single Solution -


TAGS: compute error codes life the world everything
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Bandit5906 - November 18, 2015, 8:41 pm
Another perfect error code!


EVERYTHING reminds me of her -


TAGS: hallway everything
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by EmilioDumphque

Thedge - November 2, 2014, 1:58 am
"Mgandananga uli umpo ganag umpopo." - Makalalang Abudubiala (From the Banks of the Great Grey Green Greasy Limpopo.)
MissPriss - November 1, 2014, 4:09 pm
You poor ol' 5L bugger...she really got to you huh?
GaryO - October 31, 2014, 11:57 pm
I wouldn't be pullin' on that string....
Thedge - October 31, 2014, 10:40 pm
That is a good'un.


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